Comedy Quote by Brian Regan

“I'll just have a glass of water.”

— Various

“Every character has to want something, even if it's only a glass of water.”

— Kurt Vonnegut

“In the corner store we pulled fat bottles of water from the shelves. No one thinks it's weird that we have to buy clean…

— Michelle Tea

“You can't draw water from an empty well.”

— Emily Ley

“Some see the glass as half full, others see it as half empty, and then there are those who see it as a glass…

— Chaye Alexander

Stop asking if the glass is half full or half empty. Instead ask "What's in it? How did it get there? What can I…

— David Kaufman

I'm not glass-half-full, glass-half-empty; I'm like, "There's a glass?"

— Damon Lindelof

“People who argue whether the glass is half empty or half full are probably not thirsty.”

— Ljupka Cvetanova

“They didn’t give you a glass for that?” I ask, nodding at the soda can as I shake his hand. The old man laughs.…

— Lauren Miller

Here's the thing - if you want to do good things in the world, there's just only so much time that one can spend…

— Chamath Palihapitiya

“I attended a dinner party where the hostess kept the bottle of water sequestered under the table, guarded by her feet during the entire…

— David Lebovitz

We need to quit arguing about whether the glass is half full or half empty - and instead acknowledge that there's not quite enough…

— Kate Brown