Funny Quote by Billy Mays Download Open image “Life's a pitch, and then you buy” — Billy Mays ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Inspirational Life Love Success
“To pitch here is to live. People pitch their kids into good schools, pitch offers on houses they can’t afford, and when they’re caught in the arms of the wrong person, pitch unlikely explanations. Hospitals pitch birthing centers, daycares pitch love, high schools pitch success . . . car dealerships pitch luxury, counselors self-esteem, masseuses happy endings, cemeteries eternal rest . . . It’s… — Jess Walter Copy Share
Don't tell me you can pitch...pitch. Don't tell me you can sell...sell. — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
“The lesson here is critical: The purpose of a pitch isn’t necessarily to move others immediately to adopt your idea. The purpose is to… — Daniel H. Pink Copy Share Image
“The purpose of a pitch is to stimulate interest, not to close a deal.” — Guy Kawasaki Copy Share Image
I buy things with the best of intention of living in them and then life intercedes. — Moby Copy Share Image
The way I pitch is the way I pitch. I'm not going to change my overall philosophy. I'll just go out and pitch. — Mark Prior Copy Share Image
If the pitch starts with a sob story, I'm out. If the pitch talks about personal issues, I'm out. If the pitch starts off… — Mark Cuban Copy Share Image
At the end of the day if you perform on the pitch that's why most of the clubs are buying you or not. — Hakim Ziyech Copy Share Image
You know what, rip me off once, shame on me. But twice? I'm coming after you and taking back what's mine — Billy Mays Copy Share Image
My voice, my likeness is my livelihood. That's it. I keep it simple. I pick good products. — Billy Mays Copy Share Image
It's a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I'm always looking for a home run. — Billy Mays Copy Share Image
One of the things that we hope to do with 'Pitchmen' is to give people an appreciation of what we do. — Billy Mays Copy Share Image
Broken! Busted! Everybody has something to repair. Before buying new, let Mighty Putty fix it for you. — Billy Mays Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
