W.C. Fields Quotes
- Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one.
- Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to own one.
- Start every day with a smile and get it over with.
- A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.
- Twas a woman who drove me to drink. I never had the courtesy to thank her.
- If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it
- A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her.
- I am free of all prejudice I hate everyone equally