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- Out of the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead. There are way more dead people, and you're all gonna die and… Alive
- Bill Gates has 90 billion dollars ... If I had 90 billion dollars, I wouldn't have it for long because I would just dream of… All
- There's nowhere I won't go. As long as it's horribly, horribly true and/or wrong. Go
- Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Leave… Alone
- Comedians and Feminists are natural enemies. Because stereotypically speaking, feminists can't take a joke and comedians can't take criticism. Comedian
- Most people are dead. Did you know that? It's true, out of all the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead. All
- What happens after you die? Lot's of things happen after you die - they just don't involve you Die
- Human kindness has no reward. You should give to others in every way you see. expect absolutely nothing from anyone. It should be your goal… Absolutely
- When a person tells you that you hurt them, you don't get to decide that you didn't. Decide
- The greatest thing about having a child is putting yourself second in your own life. It's a massive gift to be able to say you're… Able
- I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself. Diet
- I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of. Big
- Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much. Always Positive
- I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a… Apply
- Perception is created and twisted so quickly. Created
- Some things I think are very conservative, or very liberal. I think when someone falls into one category for everything, I'm very suspicious. It doesn't… Categories
- Every day starts, my eyes open and I reload the program of misery. I open my eyes, remember who I am, what I'm like, and… Comedy
- There are people that really live by doing the right thing, but I don't know what that is, I'm really curious about that. I'm really… Benefit
- I like pressure. Pressure doesn't make me crack. It's enabling. I eat pressure, and there might be times when I get a bad feeling in… Bad
- When two kids are being completely berserk, and they're naked and throwing food around, sometimes I just let it go because I can see a… Around Sometimes
- If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you… Anything Romantic
- It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them. Laugh
- Well, when I was younger, I lied all the time, because once you understand the power of lying, it's really like magic because you transform… All
- Being popular with an audience is a very rickety ladder to be on. Audience
- When you're young as a comic, you don't have a lot of leverage. Comic
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