All Louis C. K. Quotes
- I don't have a room full of writers pitching ideas. It's just me out of my head. Full
- A very painful part of being a parent is having really negative feelings about your children when you love them so much. Children
- My kids are really easy. I often worry that they're too easy to deal with. They're really nice people. Deal
- I don't think women are better than men, I think men are a lot worse than women. Better
- America's a family. We all yell at each other. It all works out. All
- I would rather be with my kids than anybody else. Anybody
- Comedy isn't polite and it isn't correct and it isn't accurate, even. It's just a mess. So that's the way that I approach it. Accurate
- I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.' Comedy
- I get mad like anybody else does, but being able to laugh about getting mad is very healthy, and my kids know that. Able
- To me the goal of comedy is to just laugh, which is a really high hearted thing, visceral connection and reaction. Comedy
- Cars and cameras are the two things I let myself be materialistic about. I don't care about other stuff. Cameras
- I was a nerd growing up, and I'm a little antisocial and awkward. Antisocial
- I'm not motivated to entertain people through Twitter, so just by having Twitter and not saying anything, I make people mad. Entertain
- To me, art supplies are always okay to buy. Always Okay
- I know what it's like to have a bunch of material that's working that you don't care about. You want to die. Bunch
- I think you have to try and fail, because failure gets you closer to what you're good at. Closer
- It's hard to know where your thoughts come from, especially when you have a thirst for material because you need it professionally. Especially
- Life isn't something you possess. It's something you take part in, and you witness. Funny
- The thing is, comedy's gone in a weird direction. People are really into ironic comedy and fakeness and cleverness. Cleverness
- There's two kinds of press that you get when you put out a TV show: The reviews, and the people that just decide what the… Decide
- When I got divorced, I thought 'Well, there goes my act.' Act
- A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn't hurt anybody. Anybody
- I don't have a brother in real life. Brother
- I've always loved boxing. It's something I've always been extremely excited about. Always Loved
- I've had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby in the trash. Baby