"I don't have a brother in real life." — Louis C. K.

"I don't have a brother in real life."

— Louis C. K.

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199 Quotes by Louis C. K.

Louis C. K. has 199 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

I found out that I'm a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don't know what…
When my kids were younger, I used to avoid them. I used to sit on the toilet 'til my legs…
Fathers have skills that they never use at home. You run a landscaping business and you can't dress and feed…
People say there's delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30…
People come back from flights and tell you a story like it's a horror story. That's how bad they make…
Spend time with your kids and have your own ideas about what they need. It won't take away your manhood;…
...Then I got divorced and everything changed, and I became a father in a whole new way and found a…
When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a…
One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group…
How do women still go out guys, when you consider that there is no greater threat to women than men?…
There's a reason it's called 'girls gone wild' and not 'women gone wild'. When girls go wild, they show their…
You know what, it's not your life, it's life. Life is bigger than you, if you can imagine that. Life…

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My brother David was a great athlete and I knew there was no way I could live up to that. — Billie Joe Armstrong
My father was a man of great charity towards the poor, and compassion for the sick, and also for servants;… — Teresa of Avila
I've made three studio albums and one live one with my brother. It's melodic singer-songwriter acoustic-rock music. — Kevin Bacon
My brother is the lifelong musician; he made the choice to do that when we were very, very young kids.… — Kevin Bacon
America, thou half-brother of the world; with something good and bad of every land. — Philip James Bailey
Muslims should live like brothers. — Abu Bakr
I'm a registered Independent. But my brother says it's obvious that I'm a Republican sympathizer. Once I get in the… — Stephen Baldwin
Our most bitter enemies are our own kith and kin. Kings have no brothers, no sons, no mother! — Honore de Balzac
A photograph can be an instant of life captured for eternity that will never cease looking back at you. — Brigitte Bardot
Growing up in a Jewish matriarchal world inside the patriarchal paradise of Salt Lake City, Utah, gave me increased perspective… — Roseanne Barr
We lived, until I was 12 or so, in communal apartment with five different families and the same kitchen, in… — Mikhail Baryshnikov
Hypocrite reader my fellow my brother! — Charles Baudelaire

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