All Jay Leno Quotes
- One of President Obama's winning points last night was about how sanctions against Iran are crippling their economy. And believe me, if anyone knows how… Anyone
- According to The New York Times, more than half of President Obama's Twitter followers are fake. They don't even exist. Which is actually a good… According
- The White House is now urging Americans not to 'read too much' into last week's jobs report. In fact, they said it would be best… All
- Yesterday morning Facebook was temporarily offline, leaving millions of workers unable to do anything except their jobs. Anything Except
- In Greece, the unemployment rate has risen to 22%. The solution to the problem was to raise taxes on the rich, according to the Greek… According
- President Obama signed a bill preventing members of Congress from profiting from insider trading. Didn't you think that was already illegal? Bill
- Oh, here's your tax dollars at work. This is what makes people furious. The head of the GSA, a woman named Martha Johnson, has resigned… China
- The FCC is considering lifting the ban on cellphone calls on planes. The good news is you'll be able to make calls during your flight.… Able
- Texas governor Rick Perry said God is calling on him to run for President. But Michele Bachmann said that god is calling on her to… Bachmann
- The IRS says it's been getting death threats since the health care bill passed because the IRS is going to be the ones in charge… Ability
- According to The Washington Post, the NSA has been monitoring phone calls and emails of people in Mexico. So apparently it's not enough to spy… According
- In an interview with Univision, President Obama said if there's one thing he's learned, it's that you can't change Washington from within. So what is… Change
- Mitt Romney is predicting that as president, he will create 12 million jobs in his first term. Well, President Obama says a Romney presidency would… Biden
- Having a life is easy. Having a career is hard to come by. Career
- With the presidential debates right around the corner, John Kerry is going to play Mitt Romney to help the President prepare for the debates. That's… Corner
- In Chicago some anti-Mitt Romney protesters told reporters they're being paid to protest. They said they're being paid by Democrats to stand outside and chant… Anti
- President Obama released his tax returns. It turns out he made $900,000 less in 2011 then he did in 2010. You know what that means?… Less
- A dead body was discovered this week on the grounds of a country estate owned by Queen Elizabeth. The queen said today she hopes this… Anybody
- How many are worried about a government shutdown? How many are more worried about it starting back up? Government
- A Democratic congressman said that he worries that the IRS scandal might have a chilling effect on the IRA and that they might be afraid… Afraid
- President Obama's re-election campaign said that this year they'll knock on 150 percent more doors than they did in 2008. Well, of course they will.… Campaign
- President Obama was in Disney World today where he unveiled his new plan to create jobs. He was joined by Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse… Behind
- President Obama will be going to Disney World where he'll unveil his new plan to create jobs. And what better place for the president to… Better
- After saying the jobs bill is paid for, President Obama now says that it will be paid for by raising taxes over 10 years. I… Bill
- According to the latest L.A. Times poll, 75% of Californians believe the country is headed in the wrong direction. And 60% of Californians are so… According