All Jay Leno Quotes
- The report on climate change said that humans are very likely making the planet warmer. To which Hillary Clinton said, 'Hey, can't blame me for… Blame
- Former Vice President Al Gore starring in a new documentary about global warming. I believe it's called [Leno snores]. ... The film actually features Al… Al
- President Bush said global warming is happening much quicker than he thought, and then his staff pulled him aside and said 'It's just springtime.' Aside
- Arnold Schwarzenegger is blaming man for global warming. And today, Al Gore agreed with him. That's so typical. Two cyborgs, 'Oh, let's blame the humans.' Agreed
- Al Gore is coming out with a movie about global warming called ' An Inconvenient Truth. ' It's described as a detailed scientific view of… Age
- According to Time magazine, global warming is 33% worse than we thought. You know what that means? Al Gore is one-third more annoying than we… According
- They say if the warming trend continues, by 2015 Hillary Clinton might actually thaw out. Clinton
- At a press conference yesterday NASA announced that 2005 was the hottest year on record. It is so hot, and global warming is so bad,… Al
- Heating bills this winter are the highest they've been in five years, but President Bush has a plan to combat rising bills. It's called global… Been
- Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach… Artificial
- First there's the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring... soon after... comes Suffer...ring! Engagement
- I like cars that are ahead of their times, and that were noble failures because they were built to a higher standard than the consumer… Ahead
- Corporations complained about [safety] regulations, but let's face it, people walk away from accidents now that would have killed them when I was a kid Accidents
- I believe engineers will save the world. Believe
- I was born the day I got my license. When I was a kid, if I wanted to go somewhere and see things, you have… Actually Go
- The car was the iPhone of the 20th century. Kids these days don't have to drive anymore. They just go there virtually. Anymore
- Anybody who gives their car to a valet isn't a car guy Anybody
- If there isn't a parking space out front or I can't see my car from the window, we're eating somewhere else. Car
- Regulations force people to do better. Better
- When you work with your hands, you learn to appreciate how easy it is to earn money talking. Appreciate
- Show business is like Champagne. You'll appreciate it more if you don't drink it everyday Appreciate
- Today, you get better performance from a Ford Focus than a Ferrari from the mid-70s. [The Focus] is just as fast and with better fuel… Better
- When you fix something with your hands it gives you a sense of accomplishment and a sense of self worth. Accomplishment
- You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out. Ate
- If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. Advantage