Best Green Monk Words
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When life is sweet, say thank you and celebrate. . . And when life is bitter, say thank you and grow.
Appreciate Life
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I'm not in therapy, but my therapist is.
Funny
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I get upset when someone accepts my invitation to connect on LinkedIn. How dare you took a long time to accept an invitation I didn't…
Accept
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Women fake headaches to get out of sex with a man, and a man will risk getting a Viagra headache to have sex with a…
Fake
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The Dream of a Man and Tears of a girl Can do Anyting in this World
Anyting
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My teacher said I had a self sabotaging personality when I showed up drunk for traffic school.
Drunk
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You didn't catch me cheating. I'm a masseuse, my tongue was just giving her tongue a massage.
Catch
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The best way to keep your word is not to give it.
Best
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Pizza is just a round weird sandwitch.
Funny
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I'm not negative, I love not liking anything.
Funny
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Life is as easy as a walk in the park . . . . JURASSIC PARK
Easy
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That awkward moment you pull a door you're suppose to push open
Awkward
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I never said I wanted to be perfect, I just want to be good enough for you.
Funny
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Never stop learning .... becoz life never stop teaching.
Becoz
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When people judge and criticize you, remember it says nothing about you, but everything about them.
Criticism
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I gotta stop letting alcohol pick my Twitter Crushes.
Alcohol
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Fear is just some shit you don't have to feel.
Fear
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You know you deserve someone better when the one youve always fought for is also the one youve always cried for.
Always Cried
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Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end the faster it goes.
Closer
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Life is too short, smile while you still have teeth..
Funny
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I was thinking of becoming a doctor. I have the handwriting for it.
Becoming
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I love hearing somebody lying, when I know the truth
Funny
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If some one breaks your trust , just punch them in the jaw . Seriously , just punch them in the jaw and go get…
Beer
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Who says women cant think consistently? . . . . My wife thinks that she's just 20 for the past 15 years
Cant
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My wife and I had words the other night. . . . . . . . . . Well, I had words; She had paragraphs.
Funny
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