“How would I feel, he thought, If I woke up and she was making love to me? Why I believe that I… — Christopher Moore Love Copy Share Image
“...and thus he found his single source of joy in the society of other people: frightening the girls with his penis.” — Christopher Moore Humour Copy Share Image
All of the trickster, rascal characters that I write have the voice I aspire to. In real life, you can't be that… — Christopher Moore Aspire Copy Share Image
You know, there's a 12 step program for gambling. You should look into that. Twelve steps. Coyote laughed. I'll bet I can… — Christopher Moore Coyotes Copy Share Image
I'm not afraid of getting into a subject I don't know much about. — Christopher Moore About Copy Share Image
You want me and I want you. right?" Who did she think she was? You can't just go around blurting out the… — Christopher Moore I want you Copy Share Image
“Henri was giggling now, barely able to contain himself. "So I'm to shovel coal into my shoes hoping no one notices, while… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“pursuit of material gain is ultimately empty when measured against eternity;” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Ten salespeople, all young, all dressed in generic cotton casual, looked up from their conversations, spotted the money in her hand, and… — Christopher Moore Life Copy Share Image
“So I'm like getting some perspective now - like when you're a kid and you think it sucks that you have to… — Christopher Moore Peanut butter Copy Share Image
“Clair put down her knife and pickle, then wiped her hands. As she came toward Clay she pulled a large bobby pin… — Christopher Moore Right hand Copy Share Image
“It’s as if Joshua springs forth full grown from the head of Zeus. (Okay, bad metaphor, but you know what I mean.)” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Kayso, Foo finally came home and I jumped into his arms and sort of rode him to the ground with a massive… — Christopher Moore Bite me Copy Share Image
Words, words, words, a million million words circle in my head like hawks, waiting to dive onto the page to rend and… — Christopher Moore Circles Copy Share Image
“This is a bawdy tale. Herein you will find gratuitous shagging, murder, spanking, maiming, treason, and heretofore unexplored heights of vulgarity and… — Christopher Moore Grammar Copy Share Image
“Torah! Torah! Torah!" - THE WAR CRY OF THE KAMIKAZE RABBIS.” — Christopher Moore War Copy Share Image
“Although he would not remember it, when Lucien was born, the first thing he saw as he peeked over the edge of… — Christopher Moore Blue sky Copy Share Image
“Jealousy makes you feel bad, but God is jealous, so it must be good. Yet when a dog licks its balls it… — Christopher Moore Jealousy Copy Share Image
“Treat a whore like a lady and a lady like a whore and even a great stumbling dolt like yourself shall sail… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“What a bawdy bitch is fate when the best bit of a bloke's day is a brace of bloody mermaid murders.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I don't know. I don't really have a plan. I don't even know if she's lucid. I've been on autopilot since I… — Christopher Moore Fall apart Copy Share Image
“She gave him the wide, green-eyed expression that she would have described as I will slap you so far into next week… — Christopher Moore Christopher-moore Copy Share Image
It was sometimes difficult to reconcile a man's talents with his personality. — Christopher Moore Difficult Copy Share Image
“Don’t be so hard on yourself, You’re doing the same thing, trying to reconcile all the moms that Mom ever was -… — Christopher Moore Death of a loved one Copy Share Image
