Don't be ridiculous, Charlie, people love the parents who beat their kids in department stores. It's the ones who just let their… — Christopher Moore Beats Copy Share Image
Mr. Fresh looked up. "The book says if we don't do our jobs everything could go dark, become like the Underworld. I… — Christopher Moore Book Copy Share Image
“did you just say 'gee whiz' to me? what am I, nine? I am a woman-” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
I've made a dog's breakfast of English history, geography, 'King Lear,' and the English language in general. — Christopher Moore Breakfast Copy Share Image
As far as visual artists, I find inspiration in Henri Rousseau, who painted amazing, dream-like junglescapes without ever leaving France, and who… — Christopher Moore Achieve Copy Share Image
“Alive," Kimi interrupted. "I get you out of typhoon alive and you just yell and say bad things. I quit. You get… — Christopher Moore Bad thing Copy Share Image
“I would not have Drool reading Cicero or crafting clever riddles, but under my tutelage he had become more than fair at… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Splendid,” said the Emperor, without a hint of sarcasm. “I believe we’ve achieved a new level of doomed.” Y” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense. — Christopher Moore Entertainment Copy Share Image
“*Okay, you make eating hos sound pretty. talk poetry to me, writer boy.*” — Christopher Moore Poetry Copy Share Image
When I teach seminars, I tell people, 'Your stuff has to look like something that's out there, because otherwise nobody will take… — Christopher Moore Because Copy Share Image
“No. Trust me, you have to leave me now so you won't later. I'll see you again.” — Christopher Moore Trust Copy Share Image
“But she's a redhead, so she's probably evil, even at her tender age." "I thought you liked redheads." "I do. What's your… — Christopher Moore Comedy Copy Share Image
“la Ruta de la Seda, que no estaba hecha de seda y que, en realidad, no era sino un sendero estrecho que… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
The netherworld is timeless and unchanging, and boring -- much like a doctor's waiting room. — Christopher Moore Boring Copy Share Image
“Winter denial: therein lay the key to California Schadenfreude--the secret joy that the rest of the country feels at the misfortune of… — Christopher Moore Humor Copy Share Image
“I so adored her when she let her warrior queen armor fall, and came, silly and giggling, into my arms.” — Christopher Moore Love Copy Share Image
“But I have known many women--many women indeed, and it is in their nature to confound us, Othello. They are all by… — Christopher Moore Humor Copy Share Image
“It's kinda hard to get yourself into a good three-toweler when you got the dick of death.” — Christopher Moore Bloodsucking-fiends Copy Share Image
Yo, yo, yo, check it out," said PJ, with enough hand gestures that any deaf person watching would have thought he had… — Christopher Moore Checks Copy Share Image
The Winter Woman is as wild as a blizzard, as fresh as new snow. While some see her as cold, she has… — Christopher Moore Anemia Copy Share Image
“If it be not destiny, then surely there is plausible deniability, which in the parlance of politics is the same thing.” — Christopher Moore Politics Copy Share Image
“down bummer," Charlie said. "just chill." he didn't know if chill was an official dog command, but it should be.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Why write a song when no one can play the notes or understand the lyrics? — Christopher Moore Fiction Copy Share Image
