I was baptized Methodist, but I was mainly raised First Church of NFL, which is to say that my family, especially my… — Christopher Moore Attending Copy Share Image
“He preferred to not think of his mother as having hips. He preferred to not think of her as a woman at… — Christopher Moore Living things Copy Share Image
“And I was all, "Don't be gross, you crustacious fuck. You pull that thing out and I'll pepper-spray you until you fry."… — Christopher Moore Funny Copy Share Image
“There's something out on the wing. Sir I can assure you that--Fuck, there's something out on the wing. Told you.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Chapter 8, Dinner With the Vampire: Is there something wrong with your food?" No, I'm just not very hungry." You're going to… — Christopher Moore Break Copy Share Image
“And then I see that the old vampyre is charred like Wile E. Coyote after a bad rocket shoes test.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
It was watching Madeline Alby eat cheese with every ounce of her being, like it was the first and best time, that… — Christopher Moore Best time Copy Share Image
“Crimson, made from the blood of Romanian virgins." "Really?" said Henri. his head was spinning and he had to lean on his… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“The three jewels of Tao: compassion, moderation, and humility. Balthasar said compassion leads to courage, moderation leads to generosity, and humility leads… — Christopher Moore Compassion Copy Share Image
He wanted her to experience all the glorious cheese of life. — Christopher Moore Cheese Copy Share Image
She's so obnoxious. Like a whole Saturday night drunk tank full of obnoxious packed into one little body." Detective Cavuto — Christopher Moore Body Copy Share Image
I thought I was going to be a horror story writer. My influences were horror writers, like Rich Matheson, Ray Bradbury and… — Christopher Moore Going Copy Share Image
“Mankind, I suppose, is designed to run on—to be motivated by—temptation. If progress is a virtue then this is our greatest gift.… — Christopher Moore Character Copy Share Image
One of them hissed-not the hiss of a cat, a long, steady tone-more like the hiss of air escaping the rubber raft… — Christopher Moore Air Copy Share Image
You can't teach someone to be funny, but you can teach comic timing. If you listen to a good comic, you can… — Christopher Moore Comic Copy Share Image
“Theophilus Crowe wrote bad free-verse poetry and played a jimbai drum while sitting on a rock by the ocean. He could play… — Christopher Moore Poetry Copy Share Image
“The Greeks believe the Fates are three sisters: one is Order, who spins out the linear thread of a life from the… — Christopher Moore Life Copy Share Image
I just finished a novel called 'Exult,' by Joe Quirk, last night. It's about hang gliding. I liked his first book, too,… — Christopher Moore About Copy Share Image
. . . You seem upset, Charlie. Is something wrong? Charlie: No, no, I’m okay, I just had to take directions from… — Christopher Moore Beavers Copy Share Image
“Growl, you live in a slime lair and maintain an identity as the mysterious overlord of an undersea city, you command a… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“once brought a frog home, hoping to keep him as a pet. Not a large frog, a one-handed frog, quiet and well… — Christopher Moore Well mannered Copy Share Image
