No one knows why, but second only to eating the brains of the living, the dead love affordable prefab furniture. — Christopher Moore Affordable Copy Share Image
“Have you never met anyone who works in a record store? There is no greater repository of unjustified arrogance in the world.” — Christopher Moore Record store Copy Share Image
The reason I wrote 'You Suck' was that I so enjoyed spending time with Tommy and Jody. — Christopher Moore Enjoyed Copy Share Image
...as if someone had thrown a hand grenade into the middle of a teddy bear orgy and the only survivors had had… — Christopher Moore Bears Copy Share Image
“Slowly and gently, Augustus Brine explained to the king of the Djinn about the illusion created by motion pictures. When he finished,… — Christopher Moore Motion picture Copy Share Image
It's about average for us. Behavior always draws more than survey. We're the sexy ones,' Nate said with a grin. Amy snorted.… — Christopher Moore Action Copy Share Image
“She's studying the Existentialists this month. Asked for a study day last week to kill an Arab on the beach.” — Christopher Moore Education Copy Share Image
... but to remain historically accurate, I would have had to leave out an important question that I felt needed to be… — Christopher Moore Accurate Copy Share Image
I've sort of made a reputation by high-stepping my way out of genre. As soon as somebody says, 'He does this,' I'm… — Christopher Moore Anymore Copy Share Image
That's the scary thing about hope," she said. "If you let it go too long it turns into faith. — Christopher Moore Faith Copy Share Image
From Dickens's cockneys to Salinger's phonies, from Kerouac's beatniks to Cheech and Chong's freaks, and on to hip hop's homies, dialect has… — Christopher Moore Always Copy Share Image
“I don’t remember any snow in all of the Torah. The Lord probably doesn’t even go to places where it snows.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
[in reference to turkey bowling] He [Tommy] squinted and picked his target, then took his steps and sent the bird sliding down… — Christopher Moore Bird Copy Share Image
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