Unless you can change the past, you’re wasting the present on this guilt — Christopher Moore Guilt Copy Share Image
“I love you, Lucien, but I am a muse, you are an artist, I am not here to make you comfortable.” — Christopher Moore Art Copy Share Image
Oh, I would while away the hours, Wanking in the flowers, my heart all full of song, I'd be gliding all the… — Christopher Moore Flower Copy Share Image
“[in regards to the "Asian guy"] He was so cute - in that Final Fantasy Thirty-Seven way. What I'm saying is, the… — Christopher Moore Christopher-moore Copy Share Image
“You think too much. Thinking will bring you nothing but suffering. Be simple.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“no somos más que políticos: vociferantes putas de la retórica.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“My skin cleared up! I don't have a single zit." -Tommy Ding, ding, ding," Jody onomatopeed, signaling that Tommy had hit on… — Christopher Moore Christopher-moore Copy Share Image
“One day I was telling him that I thought that cars had replaced guns as phallic symbols for American men, and I… — Christopher Moore America Copy Share Image
“The woman raised her voice. "I said, what are you doing?" Tommy kept typing and looked up. "Pardon me, I was ignoring… — Christopher Moore Hand Of God Copy Share Image
I kind of dislike 'For Whom the Bell Tolls,' but most of Hemingway in general, mainly because his stylistic shenanigans ruined so… — Christopher Moore Added Copy Share Image
“So, I guess we’re going to kill this guy, she thought. Then she said, “How does Thursday look for you?” — Christopher Moore Thursday Copy Share Image
“So know this, little one. Whether you are the Messiah, or you become a rabbi, or even if you are nothing more… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
When you're telling stories, you are actually trying to illuminate some portion of the truth in an artful way. The story may… — Christopher Moore Actually Copy Share Image
...One time you take a hundred thousand dollars and let a vampire go, the whole world turns on you like you're some… — Christopher Moore Bad guy Copy Share Image
People always stay the age that they died at. My big brother died of leukemia when I was six. He was eight.… — Christopher Moore Age Copy Share Image
“Creep we did, until we were just outside the halo of firelight. Three bent-backed hags were walking a slow circle around a… — Christopher Moore Double Double Toil And Trouble Copy Share Image
“Shylock repointed his twitching, accusatory digit at his daughter. “You do not say such things in my house. You—you—you—you—” “Run along, love,… — Christopher Moore Children Copy Share Image
“The fool's number is zero, but that's because he represents the infinite possibility of all things. He may become anything. See, he… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I wouldn't go to yoga with you because I'm not bendy, not because I'm not spiritual.” — Christopher Moore Yoga Copy Share Image
“Ninety-five percent of all the species that have ever existed are now extinct, so don’t look so goddamn smug. —GERARD RYDER” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Fine, as the tailor said to the broke and naked knight, suit yourself.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
She hugged me and I could feel the heat rise in my face, either from shame or love, like there was a… — Christopher Moore Differences Copy Share Image
