“[Acknowledgments] I recommend them all for further reading, but when you're finished, you may have to read several of my books and… — Christopher Moore Books Copy Share Image
“In Breeze’s business one got used to running across the skeletons in people’s closets. If Billy’s skeleton wore women’s underwear, it didn’t… — Christopher Moore Business Copy Share Image
They want to be tied up, I tie them up. They want to be spanked, I spank them. They want to be… — Christopher Moore Baby Copy Share Image
“I have followed my penis into hell and returned with the story.” — Christopher Moore Humor Copy Share Image
The only thing that matters to me about my stories is that they're entertaining and they're funny. And I tend to get… — Christopher Moore About Copy Share Image
“He, Jeff, and Troy Lee carried Super Soakers loaded with Grandma Lee's Vampire Cat Remedy, other Animals had garden sprayers slung on… — Christopher Moore Bill of rights Copy Share Image
“No." Tommy turned and headed toward the door. As he reached it he turned and said, "I'm not fucked." The Sartre reader… — Christopher Moore Books Copy Share Image
The Angel Gabriel disappeared once for sixty years and they found him on earth hiding in the body of a man named… — Christopher Moore Angel Copy Share Image
It's very difficult to stay angry when a room full of bald guys in orange robes start giggling. Buddhism. — Christopher Moore Angry Copy Share Image
Abby: I could be a slave to your darkest desires. I can do things. Anything you want. Tommy: Well, that's terrific, because… — Christopher Moore Abby Copy Share Image
“Andrew Lloyd Webber's version of the Kool-Aid jingle is at once chilling and evocative. Donny Osmond is brilliant as James Jones.” — Christopher Moore Fiction Copy Share Image
“Sometimes, a man must muster all of his courage simply to sit still. How much humanity has been spoiled for the confusion… — Christopher Moore Courage Copy Share Image
“It was the sound of a thousand hungry children crying, ten thousand widows tearing their hair over their husband's graves, a chorus… — Christopher Moore Children Copy Share Image
Like God's own chocolate, I'd lick her shadow off a hot sidewalk — Christopher Moore Chocolate Copy Share Image
The reason I'm writing funny books is that I wish there were more. — Christopher Moore Books Copy Share Image
“Author's Warning If you're buying this book as a gift for your grandma or a kid, you should be aware that it… — Christopher moore Book Copy Share Image
“there comes a point where you’ll find something out, where you’ll see something, or where something will suddenly come together, and you’ll… — Christopher Moore Time Copy Share Image
“Faith isn't an act of intelligence, it's an act of imagination. Every time you give them a new metaphor, a mustard seed,… — Christopher Moore Faith Copy Share Image
