“They don't cover what to do with a dead hooker. That's a whole different program. Political science, I think.” — Christopher Moore Political science Copy Share Image
“Being a shepherd seems easy. I went with Kaliel last week to tend his flock. The Law says that two must go… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
As a teacher of fourth-graders in a public school, where corporal punishement was not allowed, she had years of violence stored up… — Christopher Moore Children Copy Share Image
“People thought I was one of those people who beats their kid in department stores.” “Don’t be ridiculous, Charlie, people love the… — Christopher Moore Parenting Copy Share Image
The gourney, the big file drawers of the dead, the instruments of dissection - this sure looked like the morgues in the… — Christopher Moore Bigs Copy Share Image
It turns out that one can perpetrate all manner of heinous villainy under a cloak of courtesy and good cheer. . .a… — Christopher Moore Ale Copy Share Image
The angel has confided in me that he is going to ask the Lord if he can become Spider-Man. [...] The children… — Christopher Moore Angel Copy Share Image
“They were both lean and blond and weather-beaten, and one evening, as they were portaging gear from their respective Zodiacs, Libby unzipped… — Christopher Moore Courtship Copy Share Image
“My children are monsters, Kiro thought. And I am responsible. Perhaps if I had read them the haikus of Basho when they… — Christopher Moore American culture Copy Share Image
“An artist can't let madness stop him from making art, he simply has to channel it.” — Christopher Moore Art Copy Share Image
“[...]I am a romance slut, and there's nothing I can do about it. If a guy does or says something romantic, I'm… — Christopher Moore Bite me Copy Share Image
“Pervy and redundant, don't you think?" I asked the big gay cop, who wouldn't know a va-jay-jay if it bounced up to… — Christopher Moore Bite me Copy Share Image
All fear comes from trying to see the future, Biff. If you know what is coming, you aren't afraid. — Christopher Moore Fear Copy Share Image
“The City of San Francisco is being stalked by a huge, shaved vampyre cat named Chet, and only I, Abby Normal, emergency… — Christopher Moore Bay area Copy Share Image
Devil's Food?" You can only eat so much white cake, my friend. — Christopher Moore Cake Copy Share Image
He had risked his freedom and his pride to buy her this, to acknowledge that part of her that everyone else seemed… — Christopher Moore Acknowledge Copy Share Image
“Does a broken heart know from a different location?” — Christopher Moore Heartbreak Copy Share Image
“She could hear wisps of fog brushing against the buildings like wet velvet.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
If they'd been dogs, they would have all been in the yard eating grass and trying to yak up whatever was making… — Christopher Moore Balls Copy Share Image
...she is too beautiful, I think, to not be inherently evil. — Christopher Moore Beautiful Copy Share Image
Action based on hope just felt better than the paralysis of certainty. — Christopher Moore Action Copy Share Image
“Joseph had regained his composure by now. Evidently, once you accept that your wife slept with God, extraordinary events seem sort of… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
