Funny Quote by Anonymous

Dont piss on my back and tell me its raining.

— Unknow

Don't tell me it's raining when you're peeing on me!

— Mason Cooley

I avoid the carwash when I think it might rain anytime in the near future, which means I drive around the majority of the…

— Kristin Armstrong

Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.

— Judy Sheindlin

The rain fluctuates between drizzle and torrential. It messes with your mind. It makes you think things will always be like this, never getting…

— Susane Colasanti

Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.

— Kin Hubbard

I used to get bummed out when it rained; then I realized that it's God's way of washing off hippies.

— Demetri Martin

Isn't horrible weather great? It means I don't have to wash my car!

— Donna Brazile

It could be worse... It could be raining

— Marty Feldman

The best thing one can do when it's raining is to let it rain.

— Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Dont piss down my back and try to tell me its raining

— Myself

Since it started raining all my wife has done is look through the stupid window. If it gets any worse I'll have to let…

— Nikhil Saluja