Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “The money is no better in retirement but the hours are!” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Money Retirement Teacher retirement
I think my idea of retirement might be to one day work a 40-hour week. — Vince McMahon Copy Share Image
Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you… — Jonathan Clements Copy Share Image
Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it. — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
Retirement, we understand, is great if you are busy, rich, and healthy. But then, under those circumstances, work is great too. — Bill Vaughan Copy Share Image
Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“The longer you work, the more money you’ll have for retirement. But the longer you work, the less time you’ll have to enjoy that… — Ernie J. Zelinski Copy Share Image
I guess I don't really believe in retirement. I believe in shorter days and maybe in weekends! — Alice Waters Copy Share Image
It is one of the enjoyments of retirement that you are able to drift through the day at your own pace, easy in the… — Kazuo Ishiguro Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
