Funny retirement Quote by Gene Perret Download Open image “Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.” — Gene Perret ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny retirement Golf Heartache Inspirational Inspirational retirement Mean No pressure No stress Play Play golf Pressure Retired Retired teacher Retirement Retirement card Retirement farewell Retirement humor Retirement jokes Retirement party Retirement speech Retirement wishes Retiring Retiring teachers Stress Teacher retirement
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Retirement is having nothing to do and someone always keeping you from it. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
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Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it. — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a new golf… — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever." — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you. — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town. — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
"You're more trouble than the children are" is the greatest compliment a grandparent can receive. — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world--an assigned parking space. — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure. — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
Like good wine, marriage gets better with age - once you learn to keep a cork in it. — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
I like to do nice things for my grandchildren - like buy them those toys I've always wanted to play with. — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS. — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
For retirement brings repose, and repose allows a kindly judgment of all things. — John Sharp Williams Copy Share Image
Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it. — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a new golf… — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever." — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you. — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
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Thoughts on the Merits of Work The worst of work nowadays is what happens to people when they cease to work. — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
