Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it. — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever." — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you. — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
Forever, and forever, farewell, Cassius! If we do meet again, why, we shall smile; If not, why then this parting was well… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I advise you to go on living solely to enrage those who are paying your annuities. It is the only pleasure I… — Voltaire Copy Share Image
Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully… — Jonathan Clements Copy Share Image
When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch. — R. C. Sherriff Copy Share Image
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese. — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
As in all successful ventures, the foundation of a good retirement is planning. — Earl Nightingale Copy Share Image
You know you're getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
The Republican Party is a friend of Social Security the way Colonel Sanders was a friend of chickens. — Charles Taylor Manatt Copy Share Image
