Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it. — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever." — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you. — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
In Hollywood, there is another name for a woman's 40th birthday party, it's a retirement party. — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully… — Jonathan Clements Copy Share Image
When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch. — R. C. Sherriff Copy Share Image
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese. — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
“Putting your time in at the office; dutifully spawning your two point five; smiling politely at your retirement party; then chewing on… — Donna Tartt Copy Share Image
Do what you want to do, when you want to do it ... and not a moment sooner. — Oprah Winfrey Copy Share Image
The Republican Party is a friend of Social Security the way Colonel Sanders was a friend of chickens. — Charles Taylor Manatt Copy Share Image
I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day. — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
