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“Stupid rock gods! Leo yelled through the helm, thats the third time ive had to replace that mast! You think they grow on trees?…

— Rick Riordan

“Stupid rock gods!” Leo yelled from the helm. “That’s the third time I’ve had to replace that mast! You think they grow on trees?”…

— Rick Riordan

It is the greatest and the tallest of trees that the gods bring low with bolts and thunder. For the gods love to thwart…

— Herodotus

As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

— Woody Allen

“fully Westernized acorns, they went about their business with purposeful energy; and since they were midlife, baby-boomer acorns, they engaged in a lot of…

— Beatrice Chestnut

You know, I never imagined there were he-dryads. Not even in an oak tree." One of the giants grinned at him. Druellae snorted. "Stupid!…

— Terry Pratchett

Don't give Leo nonsense. We look like a dormant volcano, but once we erupt, we're terrible! TeamLeo

— Anonymous

Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.

— Jerry Coleman

“the tree to get a little wood for cooking. The little bit of food that we people get is immediately burnt up with heavy…

— Jacob Grimm

“Once upon a time, in a not-so-far-away land, there was a kingdom of acorns, nestled at the foot of a grand old oak tree.…

— Beatrice Chestnut

Rockabye Baby, in the treetop Dont you know a treetop is no safe place to rock? And who put you up there, and your…

— Shel Silverstein

A few minutes ago every tree was excited, bowing to the roaring storm, waving, swirling, tossing their branches in glorious enthusiasm like worship. But…

— John Muir