Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Sorry your girlfriend is too young to sit with us at the adult table this Thanksgiving.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Thanksgiving
So many people dread Thanksgiving because they find it traumatic or uncomfortable. My suggestion is to come with a couple of great questions for… — Laurie David Copy Share Image
Grandmother just said she could 'out-eat me today' It's gonna be a long thanksgiving for her... — Blake Griffin Copy Share Image
Now she and I sit together in her room and eat chocolate, and I tell her that in a very long time when we… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
Good families always ritualize the table. You can say, "This is a Christmas meal; this is a birthday meal." — Henri Nouwen Copy Share Image
I'm not the best in the kitchen, but if someone gives me something to do, I can do it. I'm a good teammate. Come… — Emily Wickersham Copy Share Image
We all have somebody that sits down at the Thanksgiving table and says the most outrageous things, and you're doin' the dishes with your… — Vicki Lawrence Copy Share Image
My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
We had this rule in our family growing up. You can't just call Mom and say, 'What's for dinner?' You need to ask her… — Kelsey Plum Copy Share Image
You've got to learn to leave the table When love's no longer being served". — Nina Simone Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
