Thanksgiving Quote by Blake Griffin

My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.

— Rita Rudner

We all have somebody that sits down at the Thanksgiving table and says the most outrageous things, and you're doin' the dishes with your…

— Vicki Lawrence

Thanksgiving is the day when you turn to another family member and say, 'How long has Mom been drinking like this?' My Mom, after…

— David Letterman

“I don’t care that I no longer have my grandma to keep me company at the dining room table. Especially since she tasted so…

— Jarod Kintz

The grandmothers always want someone to eat.

— Anthony Johnson

“Don’t eat more than you want,” Grandma said. Kendra realized she had been toying with her pancakes, procrastinating the next bite. “I’m kind of…

— Brandon Mull

Its a great day to kill others shopping and cleaning up this Thanksgiving crap should be left to Grandma.

— Anonymous

“She planned to make a roast beef, a pile of mashed potatoes, corn- then mounted it into a bowl and drown it in gravy.…

— Amy E. Reichert

“Don’t eat anything your great-great-grandmother wouldn’t recognizeas food. There”

— Sarah Ballantyne

Take your little belt, go home, have yourself a good Thanksgiving, but here's a little bird for you to enjoy right now! *Stone Cold…

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

“Make sure that your heartfelt thanksgiving is more consistent than your nagging needs and your passionate apology fervent than your unhealthy justifications. Be clean…

— Israelmore Ayivor

“When she comes to retrieve me [in the nursing home], after the tan-colored pudding with edible oil topping has sat for a while and…

— Sara Gruen