Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “My dog only eats top-quality organic treats and its own feces.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Pets
“But far from being a harmless source of fertilizer, dog feces is both an environmental contaminant (and is classified as such by the Environmental… — Sonia Shah Copy Share Image
“What’s the main ingredient in AFB’s dog-food palatants? “Liver,” says Moeller. “Mixed with some other viscera. The first part that a wild animal usually… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let 'em bloat! — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Dog-fooding is using your own products so that you understand from inside out what it is you're providing the customers. It's another way to… — Joe Gebbia Copy Share Image
Our pets rely on us entirely for their nutrition. So if you're making your own judgments, that could lead to a mistake. At the… — Alison Sweeney Copy Share Image
The dog has not been fed in years, it's even worse than it appears, but it's alright. — Grateful Dead Copy Share Image
“Interpreting animals’ eating behaviors is tricky. By way of example, one of the highest compliments a dog can pay its food is to vomit.… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
Treat your problems as your dog would, if you can't eat it or f**k it...piss on it and walk away. — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
That's the only dog I know who can smell someone just thinking about food. — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
If I bought groceries the way I buy health insurance, I'd eat a lot better - and so would my dog — Phil Gramm Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
