Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Mom, I have good news! 'You got a 100 in your math test?!' Mom, I said good news, not a miracle.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Good news Kids Teenage
Hey Mom! I have good news! You got a 100% on your math test?! I said I have good news, not a miracle. — Maria Micah Rosales Copy Share Image
“people can feel the math behind things, especially, thankfully, moms.” — Christian Rudder Copy Share Image
“I got zero on a maths test once," I said. "The teacher said he'd wanted to give me a minus number, but the computer… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
My moma told me to tell you to mind ya DAMN mathafuckin business BITCH! — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I hate using this term [miracle]. I'm a man of science. I'm a doctor. I don't use this word. But he said, it's a… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
My mama told me to tell you to mind ya DAMN mathafuckin business bitch! — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
When I came home and showed my mother my report card with a mark of 98 in arithmetic, she wanted to know who had… — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
A miracle is when the whole is greater than the sum of its parts. A miracle is when one plus one equals a thousand. — Frederick Buechner Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image