Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Men are like...Vacations. They never seem to be long enough.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Guys
A man doesn't have vacation problems: his boss tells him when to take them, and his wife tells him where. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
A vacation is a time to enjoy yourself while reality lurks in the shadows, waiting to dominate your life once more. — Frederick A Babb Copy Share Image
Unleash your TRAVEL BEAST .... explore the world. It's time to begin your next adventure! No man needs a vacation so much as the… — Elbert Hubbard Copy Share Image
My boyfriend and I haven't taken a vacation in years. Usually, when we travel, I have to play. It's not really a vacation even… — Nita Strauss Copy Share Image
We've all been tired and thought we wanted a long vacation when all we needed was a few days off, but didn't know it. — George Cukor Copy Share Image
Some men are like birds, they fly around far away but at the end of the day they return to their nest, just like… — Shalom Copy Share Image
Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
