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Halloween is woke, and there's nothing we can do about it.

— Jason Blum

It's nice to wake up and not have a sense of horror about what I might have done.

— Lou Sanders

You would think that Halloweens tomorrow because of their attempt to scare the American public.

— Jim Sensenbrenner

Halloween is getting stupid, hardly anyone dresses up as something scary & all the ladies go out looking like sluts. I guess it's the…

— Anonymous

It's Halloween! It's Halloween! The moon is full and bright And we shall see what can't be seen On any other night. Skeletons and…

— Jack Prelutsky

May your Halloween be scarier than what's actually going on with our country.

— Anonymous

This is Halloween, everybody make a scene Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright It's our town, everybody scream In this…

— Danny Elfman

It was sort of fun tonight, it was a little exciting on Halloween.

— Hines Ward

I'm going to scare a lot of kids Thursday night.

— Jon Gruden

Every day is Halloween, isnt it? For some of us…

— Tim Burton

I really love scary movies, so I'm all about Halloween.

— Normani Kordei

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day.

— Al Jourgensen