Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous

Can I borrow your face for Halloween?

— Anonymous

Now, I have a Halloween mask I think you might get a kick out of. That's scary.

— Jay Leno

This year, for Halloween, I'm going to dress as a character from Scooby Doo and run around taking people's masks off.

— Ritu Ghatourey

I wish everyday could be Halloween. We could all wear masks all the time. Then we could walk around and get to know each…

— R. J. Palacio

“On Halloween, most people put on a mask to look scary, some only need to take theirs off.”

— Mohammed Zaki Ansari

“I wish every day could be Halloween. We could all wear masks all the time. Then we could walk around and get to know…

— R. J. Palacio

I didn't have to wear a mask on Halloween to scare people, so I didn't need one to cover my face on the field!

— Tommy McDonald

Her: What should I be for Halloween? Me: My girlfriend.

— Michael Angelo De Leon

If you are an adult, and you are planning to dress up on Halloween... don't. I will find you. I will hurt you.

— Lewis Black

Halloween is not only about putting on a costume, but it's about finding the imagination and costume within ourselves.

— Elvis Duran

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?'

— Drew Carey

Do ya'll like my halloween costume?? :)

— Savannah J