Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Can I borrow your face for Halloween?” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Halloween
Person: So what are you going to be for Halloween? You: Well I was wondering if I could borrow the mask youre wearing now — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Now, I have a Halloween mask I think you might get a kick out of. That's scary. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
For Halloween I'm just gonna wear no makeup and natural hair and go as a monster. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
Last Halloween a kid tried to rip my face off. He thought it was a mask. Now it's different when I open the door… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
You could hollow out a big pumpkin and wear it on your head for the entire week of your birthday. This will allow you… — Jade Puget Copy Share Image
If you are an adult, and you are planning to dress up on Halloween... don't. I will find you. I will hurt you. — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
Just go as a whore for Halloween. You obviously have all the clothes for it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
