Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Is she hot?- A guy's reply to any story that starts with This girl I know..” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Funny facebook status Relationship
The guy I've got my eye on happens to be hot. Off-the-charts hot. Hotter-than-Patch hot.' She paused. 'Well maybe not that hot. Nobody's that… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
“After years of breaking Rules and settling for random hookups, she finally meets a cute guy and after one kiss she has an aha!… — Ellen Fein Copy Share Image
“She's just a girl." "What am I?" He leaned to his side and ran a hand through my hair. "You're a woman," he said… — Dina Silver Copy Share Image
“There's nothing worse than a girl who thinks she's hot, unless of course she's on fire. And either way, you should throw water on… — Dominic Russell Copy Share Image
“Yeah, we better hurry this up so she doesn’t get jealous,” I reply with a smile, pleased that I’m bantering. That book I read… — Ruth Clampett Copy Share Image
I met a new girl at a barbecue, very pretty, a blond I think. I don't know, her hair was on fire, and all… — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
“So…what are you up to?” she asked. “I’m looking at a pretty girl.” Huh? If this were texting, that would definitely earn a WTF… — Cherrie Lynn Copy Share Image
“Seriously, why do you read that crap?" asked the girl. Book Boy snapped his volume shut and removed his glasses from his nose. "I speak the truth! In all of these books the girls are throwing themselves at the romantic heroes- romantic heroes who are dead , ho drink human blood . Be of good cheer, my brothers, for I… — Lia Habel Copy Share
“What is it about her?” he asked, sounding like he truly wanted to understand the attraction I could barely figure out. “She’s not like… — J. Lynn Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t really explain why. — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
