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I married up. He's an intelligent and kind soul.

— Matt Bomer

My wife thought I was Vincent Schiavelli, and we married.

— Jeffrey Tambor

You had to stay awake married to him [Humphrey Bogart]. Every time I thought I could relax and do everything I wanted, he'd buck.…

— Lauren Bacall

I was blessed that I got married early and had a good wife. That sort of kept me straight. Probably I would have been…

— Dizzy Gillespie

I've had that conversation! "You had a minute! Why didn't you do that?" So if husbands could read our minds that would be great.

— Mila Kunis

I married an amazing guy.

— Harris Faulkner

“HUSBAND: Is something wrong? BETHIE: Why--why do you ask? HUSBAND: You looked so lonely, suddenly. As if you'd forgotten I'm here.”

— Joyce Carol Oates

“He rolled his eyes. “Okay, you’re husband J and I’m husband L.” Seriously? He’d basically just condensed my life fantasy into one sentence. “Fine,…

— Trust the Focus Megan Erickson

If people only knew the truth about being married to Sylvester Stallone.

— Brigitte Nielsen

Don't question your wife's judgment; look who she married.

— Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar

I am his awfully-wedded wife.

— Jane Ace

“One is a husband as long as he is alive, but what if he is not alive? What if you get divorced tomorrow? How…

— Dada Bhagwan