Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “If God has cable, we are the 24-hour doofus network.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny God
God isn't network that is sometimes congested,he isn't a blackberry phone that can have an expired bis,he isn't man that can fail you,You can… — Jummie Copy Share Image
If God's Word is not absolutely and completely true, it is too weak a cable to fix our anchorage and guarantee our eternal peace. — A. B. Simpson Copy Share Image
Cable has come along; many all-news 24 hour cable outlets in the United States. They have cut deeply into the traditional networks' viewing audience. — Walter Cronkite Copy Share Image
Television is a gift of God, and God will hold those who utilize his divine instrument accountable to him. — Philo Farnsworth Copy Share Image
If there really is a God who created the entire universe with all of its glories, and He decides to deliver a message to… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Because it's uncensored cable, I think we'll be able to do the kind of sketch comedy that really hasn't been seen before. We can… — Aries Spears Copy Share Image
The problem the cable channels have is they have to fill 24 hours. That's a terrible thing. We only do that on the biggest… — Scott Pelley Copy Share Image
God is not a God of the edges, with a vested interest in beginnings. God is the God of the whole show. — John Polkinghorne Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
