Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “I've slept with enough married men to know that matrimony is not for me.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Marriage Married men Wedding
I say I don't sleep with married men, but what I mean is that I don't sleep with happily married men. — Britt Ekland Copy Share Image
I say I dont sleep with married men, but what I mean is that I dont sleep with happily married men. — Britt Ekland Copy Share Image
Let's say I go out every night, I meet a guy and have sex with him. Good for me. I'm not married. — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
I've only slept with men I've been married to. How many women can make that claim? — Elizabeth Taylor Copy Share Image
Husbands and wives talk of the cares of matrimony, and bachelors and spinsters bear them. — Wilkie Collins Copy Share Image
When I attained a certain advanced intimacy with a man, and I don't just mean sex, I married him. — Hedy Lamarr Copy Share Image
I don't want to suggest that matrimony was necessarily a tragic affair - some of our neighbours' marriages seemed quite functional, if somewhat routine;… — John Burnside Copy Share Image
I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me. — Elayne Boosler Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
