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Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot.

— Milton Berle

I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a…

— Anonymous

Valentine's Day's not for men.

— Russell Westbrook

It's Valentines day EVERYDAY in a real Relationship.

— Anonymous

Valentine's Day is a day where guys separate their Hoes from their Ladies.

— Antoinette Byers

“If at least most partners and spouses treated their partners and spouses like they matter, at least most of the time, Valentine’s Day would…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Valentines day is a day where committed peoples also broke up and started searching for New Relationship.

— Nishan Panwar

I think Valentine's Day is one of those holidays like New Year's where people develop such high expectations that even if it's a decent…

— Brett Young

What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the…

— Lewis Black

“Valentine's Day is just a capitalist scam, designed to make people currently in a relationship spend unnecessary money in a fruitless attempt to ensure…

— Heather Hepler

You know why Valentines Day sucks? 1. You make the single person feel like crap. 2. It's kinda scary that their's a fat baby…

— Anonymous

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time.

— Emma McLaughlin