Funny Quote by Anonymous

Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot.

— Milton Berle

Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.

— Anonymous

Why does cupid never grow up? because it symbolize that love never gets old. why does cupid shoot arrows to the heart? to remind…

— Ana

Why Does 'CUPID' Never Grow Up . . .? Because It Symbolizes That Love Never Gets Old. And Why Does He Throws Arrows To…

— Rock_4u

Cupid is anything but cute. As for handing our hearts, he’s more likely to rip them out. (Julian) But he can make people fall…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

Cupid stays young to symbolize that love never grows old.. He shoots arrows at hearts, to symbolize that true love hurts.

— Florabel

CUPID, n. The so-called god of love. This bastard creation of a barbarous fancy was no doubt inflicted upon mythology for the sins of…

— Ambrose Bierce

I don't celebrate Valentine's Day. It gets in the way of Black History Month. Cupid didn't free any slaves.

— Damien Lemon

Why does cupid never grow up? It symbolized that love never grows old. Why does he throw arrows to the heart? To remind...love hurts

— Anonymous

There were two main points I wanted to get across in Valentine, the first being that yes, Valentine's Day is an arbitrary day, but…

— Kina Grannis

Valentine's Day was created by the greeting card industry to get pussy.

— Anthony Jeselnik

“Valentine's Day is just a capitalist scam, designed to make people currently in a relationship spend unnecessary money in a fruitless attempt to ensure…

— Heather Hepler