Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “I've been buried in IRAC so long, they should be paying my parents a military pension.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Law school Parenting
If the Army helped towards my tuition fees I would then give them four years of my life. — James Blunt Copy Share Image
Is this a fit time, said my father to himself, to talk of Pensions and Grenadiers? — Laurence Sterne Copy Share Image
I now consider the money I put into my pension to have been a mistake. — Kate Thornton Copy Share Image
I was hoping I could die of old age in the military, but they wouldnt let me. — Rudy Boesch Copy Share Image
You don't have to talk to me about pensions. I won't be around long enough to collect one. — Mickey Mantle Copy Share Image
My kids don't have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they're $4 million in the hole. — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
