Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “So if you go to jail for contempt, is that considered billable hours?” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Law school
The billable hours is a classic case of restricted autonomy. I mean, you're working on - I mean, sometimes on these six-minute increments. So… — Daniel H. Pink Copy Share Image
I go to court when I have to. What do you mean, I can't get to work on time? I got nothing better to… — Megadeth Copy Share Image
In the old days, if you topped the bill one evening, you'd do 22 minutes maximum, and if you overstepped and did 27 one… — Ronnie Corbett Copy Share Image
It is not the hours we put in on the job, it is what we put into the hours that counts. — Sydney Madwed Copy Share Image
You can be arrested and not charged. You can be arrested and have no right to counsel. — Harry Belafonte Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image