Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “A tightrope-walker tripping on a sidewalk is completely unacceptable.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Positive
If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down a sidewalk, and he fell, that would be completely… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Life can be a bore if you're constantly walking sidewalks instead of a tightrope once in a while. — Larry Wilcox Copy Share Image
It doesn't mater if you're a slow walker, so long as you don't walk backwards. — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
Any tightrope walker can walk in a straight line and hold a cane at the same time. It's the balancing on the rope at… — Cecelia Ahern Copy Share Image
I am a wire-walker. I can walk any time, anywhere - I'm indestructible. — Philippe Petit Copy Share Image
I rarely step on sidewalk cracks. I don't wear a watch. I touch my favorite tree before going on long trips. — Louise Erdrich Copy Share Image
At one stage I was using crutches on stage and couldn't walk more than 20 yards but a hip replacement in 2010 sorted that out. — Toyah Willcox Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
