I couldn't imagine living the way I used to live. Now people come up to me from the drug days and go,… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I used to think that the worst thing in life was to end up alone. It's not. The worst thing in life… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
“I used to think the worst thing in life is to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
When I find out a hotel doesn't have a DSL, it's like "What? There's no toilet?" Once you get used to high… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I used food to make myself feel better, but I felt worse when I ate. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
We were totally opposite - me coming from the West Coast and a junior college, and him [ Christopher Reeve] from the… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
When I was growing up they used to say, "Robin, drugs can kill you." Now that I'm 58 my doctor's telling me,… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.'… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I had to stop drinking alcohol, because I used to wake up nude in front of my car with my keys in… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
People say that I'm a tree hugger, but I do a lot more than hug trees. I like having my drinking water… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
There was an old, crazy dude who used to live a long time ago. His name was Lord Buckley. And he said,… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
On stage you're free. You can say and do things that if you said and did any place else, you'd be arrested. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Humor is a great defense, and an offense too. Usually the recipient isn't too happy about it, but the people around are laughing. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
What's wrong with death sir? What are we so mortally afraid of? Why can't we treat death with a certain amount of humanity and… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
We were talking briefly about cocaine... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that! — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I'm history! No, I'm mythology! Nah, I don't care what I am, I'm free! — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image