I don't always tweet when I'm drunk, but when I do, it's when I'm visiting my family. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Please show me your boring tweet first so I can copy n edit it making it the most intersting tweet. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My superpower is not puking on my lappy when I read your inspirational tweet. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when somebody has to explain the tweet they just posted. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Somewhere in the world there's a fat guy jumping in a pool with his shirt on. This tweet is for you fat… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I was going to shoot myself a minute ago but your inspirational tweet showed me the light. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Everytime someone tweet 'Love is in the air' I usually go & shave my balls. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Just decided to be more original so from now on I'll be posting pictures of food I eat and tweet 'Good morning'… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
