When I went out on tour as Bing Hitler I would hook up with Lenny and we'd get drunk together. He was… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Strange star-like object over Oslo right before Obama arrives. A gift of a golden medal given by a group of wise men...… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
The 3-D effects in "Star Wars" are so realistic, you can actually see George Lucas reaching from the screen and taking the… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
The 'Star Wars' movie is coming out. Disney has kept the details of the movie under wraps because they're not Sony. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I think when you become a parent you go from being a star in the movie of your own life to the… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I do a public access show with puppets. Puppets called actors, TV and movie stars. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
“I was ambitious and desperate to direct my first film, so I capitulated and blew it. Never again. Never fucking again.” — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Sometimes people think you’re smart if you question the status quo, if nothing else. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Sober alkies are often asked: "When did you hit rock bottom?" but a more informed question might be: "How many times did you hit… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Remember the band, Flock of Seagulls? They had their van stolen. I was like, They still have a van? — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
People spend thousands of dollars trying to keep their teeth straight. I just hope we can live in a world where we accept gay… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
People are saying that Anderson Cooper could be the new Oprah. And then these people are struck by lightning. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
For my birthday that year Anne gave me an inflatable atlas globe, along with a birthday card in which she wrote: I give you… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
