“The sign said don’t do it, so naturally I did it. Signs are always saying stuff in a silent way. Writing is… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Some people talk nonstop and manage to say nothing at all. Other people are more efficient and manage to say nothing at… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Bricks could be used as words in the saying of a mason. When words and actions match up, you have a structure… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s no way to tell you the bad news without saying it, so I’ll say it with body language.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I don’t know how to say it without saying it, so I’ll just not say it. Or I could show it, because… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I’m in like Flynn, as the saying goes. But why is it going? It just got here.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“If body language is 90% of a conversation, then obviously what’s being said is only half as important as what’s not being… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
