I have no religion. But culturally I can't escape it; I'm very Jewish. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
People who follow their religion to the letter of the law are just silly. I mean, I want to tell Hasidic Jews… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I don't want to be a facilitator for other funny people. It doesn't seem smart for me to be in a comedy… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I have no religion, but I can't escape being extremely Jewish ethnically - that is, culturally. In other words, I'm not religious,… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I don't believe in Jesus or God. But I do believe that fundamentalists in religion or anything else are bad, and that… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I just think of myself as a comedian, really. I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
When I was 17, I read a profile of Carol Leifer. Since then, I wanted to be her. I still want to be her. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
My growing up years, we watched 'Happy Days,' every night. I don't know what was reruns and what was new. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
People can't help what topics cut them deep. It all depends on who's inferring - and what the contexts of their lives are at… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
In your twenties, I think you should have all of the sex that you're inclined to have, as long as you're safe about it.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Someone on Twitter sent me a page from a textbook. It had a picture of a football player next to a picture of me.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
It fills me with a weird rage to wear shoes that make me not able to walk easily or run if I had to.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
“If you’ve ever heard that song by Beyoncé, “Single Ladies,” I am one of the people she’s singing about. I have to be, because… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
If I were somebody else looking at my character, I'd be like, "She's beautiful." I'm practicing. I'm not succeeding. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
