Program Quotes by Jon Stewart

8 Program quotes by Jon Stewart

Jon Stewart’s eight witty takes on program mix humor with critique, offering a sharp, entertaining look at how initiatives are shaped.

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If you want, you can try and get a broader perspective, or you can find people who are absolutely out of their…

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I'm a little bit too obsessed with the news. I find the news easier to follow than narrative entertainment programs.

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They have to put Trump on every program, spewing his crazy ideas, because his poll numbers are so high. And his poll…

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North Korea is making several demands in exchange for giving up their nuclear program, including a promise from America not to attack…

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What I like to do is come in, write the entire program and treat my staff to hot stone massages.

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So, is there hope for a truly democratic Africa? Long answer: Only if continent-wide improvements in education, human rights and public health…

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If you watch the news and don't like it, then this is your counter program to the news.

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We have standards. Anybody with the kind of journalism experience and professionalism that you have displayed over these years can not work…

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Clearly, I'm way older than everyone.

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I don't know how people feel,that's the beauty of TV, is they can see us, but we can't see them.

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I don't think marijuana should be illegal.

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I reject the idea there are just two sides. I think that with the amount of ideas and thoughts there are, it's not even…

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Megachurches. I can't be the only one frightened when our houses of worship sound like they could take on Godzilla.

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While opponents label (Howard) Dean a throwback liberal, The New York Times recently noted that as governor, Dean cut income taxes, reformed welfare and…

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You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back…

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You know, in Saudi Arabia, you're innocent until proven Jewish. Female. Guilty! They're guilty!

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The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is an elective.

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A guy who says what people who aren't thinking are thinking.

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Do you guys have to sell everything? I'd like to buy the Earth's core.

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Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays. So there is a plural, which in the English language, necessitates the use of 's.'…

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We're going to do a challenge. I'm going to try and download every movie ever made and you are going to try to sign…

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Our culture is just a series of checks and balances. The whole idea that we're in a battle between tyranny and freedom - it's…

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For me it was just exciting to see fake news catching on like that. We don't you know, it's interesting. I think we don't…

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