Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Whenever I go out with other married couples, I like to bring along a single crackhead. Just to spice things up. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Just to be clear, Ray Rice was not fired for beating his wife. He was fired because a video of him beating… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Anything I say about women, I try to make sure that at least five or six friends of mine are going through… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I've been married for 10 years and, you know, it's hard, you spruce it up and you go places. How do you… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
There's no interference in stand-up. It's all the things it's hard to get in film: I get to have a wife, I… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Does having a wife and kids change your act? Yes, but only in the best way. It gives you weight and authority.… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
People say, 'Why is he bored with her?' Because he's a human being, that's why; same way his wife is bored with… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
If you live with a single parent, you don't see compromise. You witness a grown person living in a world where they do what… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Nobody ever says, 'Hey daddy, thanks for knockin' out this rent.' 'Hey daddy, I sure love this hot water.' 'Hey daddy, it's easy to… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
You can't think the thoughts you want to think if you think you're being watched. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
There's not one reference in that thing that doesn't play. People deal with emotions in music all the time, but comedians are always talking… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
My mother got sick when I was rich. And my mother, you know … I don’t really want to get into it, but my… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Here's the thing. When we talk about race relations in America or racial progress, it's all nonsense. There are no race relations. White people… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I was raised to believe that you had to do things better than white people in order to succeed. The old black shows were… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
