“Some people would regard people who look like they do as ugly if they did not look like them.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Humour was a big part of growing up. It was a valuable currency in our household to be funny. — Rebecca Front Copy Share Image
“Don't bite the hand that feeds you - especially if you're dining alone.” — Kevin Ansbro Copy Share Image
“I enjoy slaughtering beasts," he said, "and I think of my relatives constantly.” — Roger Zelazny Copy Share Image
Good humour and good friends also give a high in life :):)--this is not an oxymoron :):) — Rajendra Kumar Copy Share Image
It looked the sort of book described in library catalogues as 'slightly foxed,' although it would be more honest to admit that… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Correct the blunders on your face made through self-delusion – this would be far more fitting than to want to teach me,… — Luella Christie Copy Share Image
“Dad instantly set out his stall:he wanted a big dog, a 'man dog',a dog that if it was human would enjoy a… — Alan Carr Copy Share Image
“Look in at the Drones and ask the first fellow you meet ''Can the fine spirit of the Woosters be crushed?'' and… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not. A sense of humour was provided to console him… — Horace Walpole Copy Share Image
When synchronised swimming first appeared on TV, we laughed very heartily, and I, for one, applauded the decision to introduce humour into… — Arthur Smith Copy Share Image
I wish the English still possessed a shred of the old sense of humour which Puritanism, and dyspepsia, and newspaper reading, and… — Norman Douglas Copy Share Image
“Howl howl gargle howl gargle howl howl howl gargle howl gargle howl howl gargle gargle howl gargle gargle gargle howl slurrp uuuurgh… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“Walking out of an A level paper isn't funny." "It's not that I'm laughing at." "So what is it?" "No one ever… — Rosamund Lupton Copy Share Image
the growth of intimacy is like that. First one gives off his best picture, the bright and finished product mended with bluff… — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
“Oh!” Pattern said suddenly, bursting up from the bowl to hover in the air. “You were talking about mating! I’m to make… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
“His brow was sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought and his air that of a man who, if he had… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“And Raphael will be joining us,” Andrea said. “So you get twice the backup. Nobody will be killing you on our watch.”… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“First of all, you must never speak of anything by its name -- in that country. So, if you see a tree… — Aleister Crowley Copy Share Image
“Millions of business people are each constantly forced to choose between their desire to not be a bad person and their desire… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“How are you feeling Sweet Peach?” he enquires as he walks across to the chest of drawers, selects a pair of socks… — J.C. McClean Copy Share Image
