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One of the things the police officers told us in the first minutes of being with them is that the way that… — Kristin Lehman Copy Share Image
“I am unable to believe in a God susceptible to prayer. I simply haven't the nerve to imagine a being, a force,… — Quentin Crisp Copy Share Image
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