“You dance?” “I think that might be overly optimistic,” he said. “I do something. I’ll try not to hurt you.” — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
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From the stage I've seen people of all ages absolutely roaring at really good toilet humour. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Now A Days Morons Are Quoting: Being Single Is My Attitute Actually They're Helpless. — NizamShahbaaz Copy Share Image
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“The devil was always in the detail. And here the detail was certainly devilish.” — Sara Sheridan Copy Share Image
I have never considered myself English Both my husband and my son say I don't understand English humour, and they don't always… — Princess Michael of Kent Copy Share Image
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You cannot study Pleasure in the moment of the nuptial embrace, nor repentance while repenting, nor analyze the nature of humour while… — C. S. Lewis Copy Share Image
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“He leaned in and kissed her cheek. Just the lightest touch of lips, but it took her breath away. "What was that… — Kathryn James Copy Share Image
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