“To do is to be – Aristotle To be or not to be – Shakespeare To be is to do – Jean-Paul… — Alannah Foley Copy Share Image
“its bad enough talking to yourself but worse when you realise you aren't listening” — Tabitca Cope Copy Share Image
“Actually, using the Daleks would be a masterstroke. Everyone loves Doctor Who - who wouldn't be thrilled by the sight of a… — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
“C'mon. I'll show you." "Thou speakest strange!" Pearl said. "So do thou!" I said. "Thee!" "Thou!" I said.” — Eileen Favorite Copy Share Image
I love British voicing and British humour in general. I'm a huge Ricky Gervais fan. — McG Copy Share Image
“Sometimes this just happens,” Kylie said, much calmer now that she had a sneak preview of his comeuppance. “Just happens?” Burnett bellowed… — C.C. Hunter Copy Share Image
“Suddenly he caught his reflection in the mirror behind her. His face was twisted into a dark scowl, and he was standing… — Sarah Mayberry Copy Share Image
“Why is luge a sport? You dress up like a giant sperm and go sledding really fast. That’s hardly athletic. Phallic and… — Jessica Park Copy Share Image
“The average adult hates being treated like a child, unless it suits them.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“He punched me in the face," Ash said, who understandably did not seem to find the situation humorous at all. "And then… — Sarah Rees Brennan Copy Share Image
“You can print a book, unfortunately you can’t print the audience” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“Maxim 36: When the going gets tough, the tough call for close air support. -The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries” — Howard Tayler Copy Share Image
“I can lie about my name, I can lie about my school, but how am I going to lie about this fucking… — Philip Roth Copy Share Image
“Oh, measure it all out! Acceptable levels of misery and suffering!' The cane swung down, thumped hard on the ground. 'Acceptable? Who… — Steven Erikson Copy Share Image
Facebook is now like home. If you don't come back in 24 hours it means you are either lost, dead, sick or… — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
Through humour, we see in what seems rational, the irrational; in what seems important, the unimportant — Charlie Chaplin Copy Share Image
While it is entirely untrue that Canadians lack a sense of humour, the funniest ones tend to head south: Dan Aykroyd, Jim… — Simon Hoggart Copy Share Image
“Sometimes you don’t even have to have sex at all, and for that kind of sicko, you charge double.” — Sara Sheridan Copy Share Image
“Thorn, Gardener, get it? More skeptical people tended to believe that the Thorn family simply named itself after their high position in… — Erica Lindquist Copy Share Image
“She was a bitch,' Carl suddenly heard somebody say in the background, and that apparently refreshed everyone's memory. Yes, thought Carl with… — Jussi Adler-Olsen Copy Share Image
“So we wait?” asked Severard. “We wait, and we look to our defences. That and we try to find some money. Do… — Joe Abercrombie Copy Share Image
