Humour Quote by Ian Dury Download Open image ““There ain't half been some clever bastards”” — Ian Dury ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humour Idol worship Insightful Lyrics
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Had a love affair with Nina in the back of my Cortina. A seasoned up hyena, could not have been more obscener. — Ian Dury Copy Share Image
Sex, drugs, and rock and roll is all my brain and body need. Sex, drugs, and rock and roll is very good indeed. — Ian Dury Copy Share Image
“Here for a moment is a glimpse of my plan: All kids will be happy learning things. The wind will smell of wild flowers.… — Ian Dury Copy Share Image
I'm in love with the person in the sandwich centre. If she didn't exist I'd have to invent her. — Ian Dury Copy Share Image
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To refer even in passing to unpublished or struggling authors and their problems is to put oneself at some risk, so I will say… — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
“Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up faster.” — Noelle Oxenhandler Copy Share Image
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It goes to show you how we in the press so often miss the big stories that are right under our noses. There is… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
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No woman ever yet either reasoned or acted long together consequentially; but some little thing, some love, some resentment, somepresent momentary interest, some supposed… — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
“Holy shit," somebody muttered in the dark. "A virgin," sputtered another. "I didn't know they still made them." "He just did.” — Larry Kramer Copy Share Image
“True, science has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“John, let me make one thing clear,” Jim said, cutting me off in his most stern, evangelical voice. “Every man is blessed with his… — David Wong Copy Share Image
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