Humour Quote by Donna Cooner Download Open image ““Hopeless. Freak. Elephant. Pitiful”” — Donna Cooner ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humour Sadness
“What if you like the elephant were gone to the place you were meant, after all, to be?” — Kate DiCamillo Copy Share Image
“As the elephant in the room went unacknowledged, it started acting up, trampling over my relationships.” — Sheryl Sandberg Copy Share Image
“Of all African animals, the elephant is the most difficult for man to live with, yet its passing - if this must come -… — Peter Matthiessen Copy Share Image
“Were we to be engaged in a war . . we should become absolutely destitute of elephants. . .What would our children do without… — Paul Chambers Copy Share Image
“At midnight, Cinderella ran away from the ball, leaving behind glass slipper. The doors swing slowly close behind, shutting out the sound of the… — Donna Cooner Copy Share Image
“The hard thing about waiting is the not knowing how it's going to go. That's what makes me really crazy.” — Donna Cooner Copy Share Image
“I loved you when you were three hundred and two pounds, and I love you now." -Rat” — Donna Cooner Copy Share Image
“The library is the only place where I don’t have to try to fit in. It’s effortless.” — Donna Cooner Copy Share Image
“This isn't the way the fairy-tale is supposed to end. Everyone knows that.” — Donna Cooner Copy Share Image
“No glass slippers, just a glass heart shattering into a million slivers of regret.” — Donna Cooner Copy Share Image
“It just wasn't fair. God made some people naturally skinny and some people naturally fat. I'd never know how my life would have been… — Donna Cooner Copy Share Image
“There's a point when he realizes the poor thing is so wounded it can no longer be fixed.” — Donna Cooner Copy Share Image
“We pass Tinsley's Fried Chicken with the big sign that reads, TRY OUR BIG, JUICY BREASTS.” — Donna Cooner Copy Share Image
“I finally understand what it's like to be truly awake, and I never ever want to go back to sleep again.” — Donna Cooner Copy Share Image
“law that stated you didn't advertise any event you hadn't attended, any place you'd never been, or any band you didn't really listen to.” — Mhairi McFarlane Copy Share Image
To refer even in passing to unpublished or struggling authors and their problems is to put oneself at some risk, so I will say… — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
“Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up faster.” — Noelle Oxenhandler Copy Share Image
“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
It goes to show you how we in the press so often miss the big stories that are right under our noses. There is… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
“What if," replied Inspector Fry in the same maddeningly curteous tone, "we were all to construct daisy chains and drape them so as to… — Lyndsay Faye Copy Share Image
No woman ever yet either reasoned or acted long together consequentially; but some little thing, some love, some resentment, somepresent momentary interest, some supposed… — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
“Holy shit," somebody muttered in the dark. "A virgin," sputtered another. "I didn't know they still made them." "He just did.” — Larry Kramer Copy Share Image
“True, science has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“John, let me make one thing clear,” Jim said, cutting me off in his most stern, evangelical voice. “Every man is blessed with his… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Life is like yoga; the only way you can enjoy it is by relaxing into any position you happen to find yourself in.” — Jon Wakeham Copy Share Image
